These are his Hench Men.
They are the Lawless.
Goo goo g'joob.
Here are the headlines from just the last two days of the failed Trump administration.
From NJ.Com
Shoppers shell-shocked by 36% spike in egg prices.
From TODAY
The cost of eggs is skyrocketing
From the New York Post
Egg prices may rise as much as 20% by end of the year, says expert
From USA Today
Where are the eggs? And why are they expensive?
From ABC7 New York
Egg prices soar in Tri-State, nationwide
From The Times
Why are egg prices still going up?
From The Christian Science Monitor
America’s egg prices soar again.
From KCUR
Egg prices are soaring again.
From Fox News
Egg prices may soon be on the rise, says expert
From WIBX 950
Why Are Egg Prices Skyrocketing All of a Sudden?
From USA Today
Trump didn't wait to be sworn in to start breaking his campaign promises to you
Burn The Lifeboats
3 comments:
From Pamela Merritt's BlueSky feed:
Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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1d
The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to
bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
-Doug in Sugar Pine
I think Trump didn't put his hand on the bible as kind of a cheat thing. He got inaugurated but because he didn't put his hand on the bible "it didn't count" so he can't be held responsible for all the heinous shit he's going to do. It's probably more of a hint of a whisper of long lost memory of a conscience that unconsciously kept his hand off the bible.
Frustrated with egg prices brought on by God sending a bird plaque to punish you for going MAGA?
Not to worry, there is an answer to the high costs.
Simply log on to Trump merchandise website.
He is selling chickens you can buy to lay eggs for you on the cheap.
These Chickens hatched and grown in China exclusively for Trump enterprises.
High eggs prices solve and you do not have to repent to God for holding the Orange menace above God and breaking his commandment you demand others obey.
From Eggs Benedict Arnold over easy.
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