There was, of course, the HAL 9000 computer, which became operational at the
HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois on January 12, 1992. Later, HAL would become
dangerously insane and have to have his higher brain functions shut off.
Because his higher brain functions are kaput, Mr. Will is only capable of
repeating various climate denial mendacities, and the simple song he was
taught back when he was but a barefoot boy, with cheek of tan.
And that song is called, Both Sides.
Both SidesBoth SidesNo other frame will doI'm half crazyFrom huffing Conservative glue...
Today's Both Siderist regurgitation takes this form:
Abracadabra! It’s the dueling Harris and Trump economic magic acts.
Between Harris’s price controls and Trump’s tariffs, this campaign is a travesty of economic policy.
Adding a dash of substance to her one-word political program (“Joy”), Kamala Harris says that as president she would tell the Federal Trade Commission to first define “excessive” price increases, then prosecute the living daylights out of the miscreants responsible for cornflakes costing (by some undisclosed metric) too much...
And this:
Harris, to whom the private sector is as foreign as Mongolia...
Then, at roughly one third of the way through the wordcount comes this:
Donald “Tariff Man” Trump’s Harris-esque contribution to this year’s magical beliefs expands upon his 2016 promise that Mexico would pay for his “beautiful” border wall. Now he says China, like all nations that export goods to the United States, will somehow pay the additional tariffs...
And this:
He also promises to cut energy costs in half — in 100 days or less. And the six-times-bankrupted financial wizard says he will lower auto insurance costs — details pending...
Then Will takes a moment to piss on anyone with a byline who has not
immediately lined up to crucify he Harris/Walz campaign on a cross of
hot-takes, anonymous slander and neg-vibes --
Today’s sophisticated journalists are unlike those hard-bitten, fedora-wearing journalistic skeptics in the Ben Hecht and Charles MacArthur play “The Front Page.” Their successors in today’s newsrooms have tumbled base-over-apex for Harris, she of hitherto hidden — very hidden — depths, and for the grandpa coach, paragon of “Midwestern values” that have suddenly smitten the press corps.
-- then wanders off, wondering aloud who is to blame for the fact that everything these days seems to
smell of urine.
I Am The Liberal Media
2 comments:
Always amazed and dumbfounded simultaneously as the media outs up there conservative renounced influencers from Newt, Nooners, And as Trump employs bringing on stage with him, Mr. Hannibal the cannibal.
That is reaching out and talking to the real Americans. The Rural patriot. "cause farmer Joe adores him some Hannibal Lecter family stories.
That reaching out to Average real True American MAGAS.
I started reading lots of political commentary when I was about 12 or 13 years old, mostly because I wanted to understand Watergate. My parents subscribed to Newsweek, so I read George Will every week for a very long time. Between George Will’s fairly blatant hypocrisy and the GOP worship of Ronald Reagan despite his stunning mediocrity, I was done with conservatism by 1980 (I was 16) and have never cast for a Republican, except for that one time in 1982 where I voted for Dan Quayle for Senator. As I recall, I liked the advertising. I guess I was 18 and hadn’t quite figured out how misleading political ads can be.
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