Well lookie who The New York Times hauled out of the rubble of his wife, Nancy Jacobson's, No Labels scam! That useless sack of tainted pork scrapple, Mark Fucking Penn.
I kinda thought he and his wife would have been buried alongside Joe Lieberman, as was done with the servants of the pharaohs of old. Y'know, it's not too late...
And the Times' didn't just salvage him. They loaned him the above-the-fold Sunday guest essay space to use as a political sniper's nest to tell Biden and the Democrats what we're doing wrong.
Spoiler: We're too liberal! Gotta be more Centristy! Like [checks notes] No Labels!
Meanwhile, over at the Washington Post:
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) May 12, 2024
I Am The Liberal Media
2 comments:
Send in the Anti-Lunatic Squad.
Batman 54
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Von Shift his Stance emerged after his day at desk, and as usual,
stuck his Alex-Murdaugh Visage in the camera, and shouted ...
"Fighting mad
this rebel lad
as he wandered far
beneath the stars
where the only law
was a hook and a draw
The Rebel."
He said these things:
It is all a scam
It is a conflict of interest in every Court Judge
It is a smear campaign
It is shouldn't be allowed to go on, and
It is all the fault of Democratic politics
Surprisingly, I found a way I could agree with him.
This: for every occurrence of "It" substitute
'conservatism' or 'GOP'
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