We, the legal government, have decided that some plants that exist are illegal, because we do not want you to ever have 100% control of your own consciousness unless we agree beforehand that you can change your consciousness in that particular way.
What? Grow them in your cellar? That takes all of the adventure out of sneaking into the cow field at night with a flashlight and picking them. The same cow field with the sign on the gate that reads: "Mushroom pickers will be shot on sight." Pro tip: Do not eat any of them until you are safely miles away from the angry dairy farmers...
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I remember kits for sale in the back of "HIgh Times".
Dear Sir or Madam:
We, the legal government, have decided that some plants that exist are illegal, because we do not want you to ever have 100% control of your own consciousness unless we agree beforehand that you can change your consciousness in that particular way.
Yours truly,
Societal monsters.
What? Grow them in your cellar? That takes all of the adventure out of sneaking into the cow field at night with a flashlight and picking them. The same cow field with the sign on the gate that reads: "Mushroom pickers will be shot on sight." Pro tip: Do not eat any of them until you are safely miles away from the angry dairy farmers...
-Doug in Sugar Pine
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