Monday, August 07, 2023

Just In Time For Christmas, The Professional Left Podcast Will Soon Be Offering...

 


...an official ProLeft Podcast Derpth Gauge (tm).

One side will help help users figure out how far down any individual Conservative rabbit hole it is safe to go before it turns into a Klan rally or Konspiracy Korner.  

The other side will tell users how far down any Both Siderist rabbit hole it's safe to go before hitting a vein of pure No Labels.  



No Half Measures

4 comments:

Jon Sitzman said...

>>> One side will help help users figure out how far down any individual Conservative rabbit hole it is safe to go before it turns into a Klan rally or Konspiracy Korner.

The other side will tell users how far down any Both Siderist rabbit hole it's safe to go before hitting a vein of pure No Labels.


I feel like that's going to be a fraction of a centimeter in both cases, but okay. Probably save on production costs that way.

Jim from MN said...

"If you're at the rally and someone has a Nazi flag and nobody leaves because there's a Nazi flag . . . you're at a Nazi rally." ~ The Internet

dinthebeast said...

My depth gauge was stolen with the rest of my machinist's tools.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

meremark said...

How far down the hole is bottom?
A sample:

https://weather.com/news/weather/video/car-drives-into-collapsed-bridge-in-china-flooding

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