Monday, February 28, 2022

Area Cyborg Suddenly Notices He's on the Wrong Side of History



The media's most infamous Cyborg Sent From the Future to Destroy America had a fine time riding in the MAGA clown car, being revered by inbred morons and generally sticking his head out the window and feeling the "not only did Trump not commit an impeachable offense, he committed no offense at all" wind whipping through his corroded synapses as they sped right off of a cliff they never noticed was there.

And then current events finally bulldozed its way into the conversation:

Funny thing about cyborgs: when you burn their lifeboat they sink straight to the bottom of the sea.


No Half Measures



2 comments:

Mr XD said...

That first paragraph is sheer wordsmithing beauty. The phrase "being revered by inbred morons" is a shot of 100proof bottled in bond truth. Truth and beauty-what keeps me coming back. Thanks for all you do...

Robt said...

There is a question I read was asked of the Former chosen one/Genius/ smartest republican to trod the solar system.

Ukraine president Zelensky as president during the invasion by Russia is staying in country and fighting for his freedom with Russia having a bullseye on him to kill.

So Former guy, If you were president of Ukraine facing the same thing president Zelensky is facing.

* What would you do?

Hewitt has mansplained everything Trump said wrong and deciphered it to his listeners of what Trump truly intended. Hewitt knows the Former dude and how the genius chosen one Brilliantly thinks.

Hugh, What would Trump do in Zelensky's place? What would Would Trump tweet how he is being mistreated?

I imagine Hugh would do a couple of podcasts about it. But would that be enough?
Or would it help to blame Biden, Hillary, Obama, Bill Clinton? Maybe it is the Founding Fathers to blame.

We merely have to peek at the CPAC for the answers.