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To date, this is how the very few interactions I've had with Never Trumpers have gone, because I want to talk about the Befor...
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“This maybe the year when we finally come face to face with ourselves; finally just lay back and say it—that we are really j...
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I figure if a company can start up and sell dirt to be eaten that claims it will cure COVID. That proudly advertises that it comes from a Canadian waste dump site.
Sells to MAFA and brings new meaning to the words, "Eat dirt MAGA".
I should be able to start a COVID cure selling business. labrador poop. Yes, MAGA can cure themselves from COVID (any strain) by ordering a monthly supply of my dogs special blend of excrement. Each helping is freashly scooped off green natuiral grass. Shipped directly to the MAGA customer who finds vaccines (proven vaccines) to be suspicious a liberal plot to inhect some controlling substance into them.
Yes, Labrador poop, $ ounces of this Life saving substance that only works on the superior race. You are the superior race aren;t you?
O Look, if you are not a superior race and a mild mannered MAGA who just threatens liberals lives by calling in you scary intentions. There are no requirements if you are a "Squish" of a "Squid"..
We will take your money and send you a months supply of this special blend of Dog Poop you cannot get from anywhere else.
Note; We do not sell this product to liberals. Nor do we sell theis product to RINO's It is exclusive for MAGA. Buy now, limited supply and going faxt.
Our reseach and development Dept. will be offering Soiled and worn dirty socks. For those on the go and need some COVID protection from the Liberal conspiracy of COVID. ust keep it with you and whip it out when a liberal is near you and put the sock up over you nose and breath.
We find it works for Cooties as well.
So don't be fooled and waste your money on other fake products from Horse De wormer to silver shavings or malaria medicines.
Oder now and we will send you a commemorative one inch slice of an American flag that was at the capitol on jan 6. Free along with your order.
God damn Robt, that was fucking brilliant.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
Wonder what it might cost me to run advertising
on the Professional Left Podcast?
I am sure Tall the D'Souza, Hewitt, Charlie Kirk types are checking n to get original ideas to twist for MAGA and find out what is being spoken of them.
Those are the people (well robots and zombies) that need my product the most.
So I stole your idea and used it elsewhere, with attribution, of course.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
I am all about competition.
Who knows, one day our businesses will merge.
Just know this, Every package of Labrador Poop is authentically digested here. Tight in the Good ole USA.
We do not outsource any of this to cheap labor in foreign countries .
Enjoy it. I have already been running by Trumpers I know.
Getting mixed messaging from them.
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