Monday, October 18, 2021

Sunday Morning Comin' Down: Alice Stewart Is a Cyborg Sent From the Future to Destroy America

What, you thought there was only one?

And Alert Reader Kevin pointed out to me that this weekend Ms. Stewart was deployed to CNN to relentlessly repeat the "Rational Republicans" lie one million times, so that we can put January 6th and all this nonsense about Republican voter suppression and election nullification behind us and focus on the Failed Biden Administration.

And by and large she succeeded in her mission.

So how does is a lying cyborg goof like Ms. Stewart continue to have a happy home at CNN? And why was everyone else at that table not up to the simple takin of asking her "What fucking Rational Republicans are you talking about?" over and over again until her circuits fried and they had to cut to commercial?

What excellent questions!


Begun This Cyborg War Has


4 comments:

Kevin Holsinger said...

Ooh, a post AND a new graphic! Glad you got some use out of this.

And as always, best to you and your loved ones.

RossK said...

And, apropos of pretty much, well, everything...

Neither Mann nor Ornstein were anywhere to be found on this week's (or the four hundred or so), Sunday show schedules.

Robt said...

And when I do not assimilate?

What threat will the BORG bring next?

Kevin Holsinger said...

And now that Mr. Manchin's bipartisan bill failed, I'd like to paraphrase Ms. Gal paraphrasing Samuel L. Jackson from "Pulp Fiction:" Say Rational Republican again! Say Rational Republican again! I dare you; I double-dare you motherfucker! Say Rational Republican one more God d*mn time!

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