Disreputable Liberal: There's a wolf on the horizon headed this way.
Future Never Trumper: Fuck you.
DL: I'm telling you, it's right there.
FNT: Not falling for any of your goddamn, godless Libtard tricks!
DL: Just turn around, open your eyes and look! It's getting closer.
FNT: Did you know your hero Clinton was a drug dealer? This is a fact!
DL: It's close enough see its eyes.
FNT: Let's talk about Vince Foster instead! And deficits, which are the greatest evil there is. Whatabout that!
DL: Damn, it looks rabid!
FNT: Life was never better than under George W. Bush. Also deficits don't matter now. These are facts!
DL: Are you deaf? Can't you hear it howling and snarling?
FNT: You know that's not a real birth certificate. Also suddenly deficits matter again. Also the Tea Party definitely an awesome grassroots movement of concerned citizens and definitely not a mob of racist Republican assholes desperate to pretend they never heard of George Bush.
DL: Can't you smell it's breathe? There's still a chance you can stop it if you just fucking turn around and face it.
FNT: It's gonna be Rubio!
DL: It's at a full gallop now. Jesus, it's huge. It's right on top of you!
FNT: I told you, I'm not falling for any of your goddamn, godless Libtard... Jesus Christ Where Did This Fucking Wolf Come From!
DL: You mean the wolf you said never existed? That I was an alarmist crackpot for warning you about?
The Future Never Trumper now becomes a Never Trumper:
NT: Thank you for having me on Joe Scarborough. My new book, "I Told You So: The Coming of the Wolf and Why I Am a Fucking Genius Seeing It Coming" will be out in the Fall.
DL: But I warned you it was coming. Over and over again. And you told me to fuck off.
NT: No, you caused the wolf to come! All of your talk about the wolf coming magically conjured the wolf out of thin air. It's all in my new book, "If The Libtards Had Just Kept Their Yaps Shut This Could All Have Been Avoided" which will be out next Spring. Now, lets talk deficits, and why leaving Afghanistan was a terrible mistake and how Biden is already doomed.
Another Failed Presidency at Hand
Sept. 7, 2021
By Bret Stephens
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Joe Biden was supposed to be the man of the hour: a calming presence exuding decency, moderation and trust. As a candidate, he sold himself as a transitional president, a fatherly figure in the mold of George H.W. Bush who would restore dignity and prudence to the Oval Office after the mendacity and chaos that came before. It’s why I voted for him, as did so many others who once tipped red.
Instead, Biden has become the emblem of the hour: headstrong but shaky, ambitious but inept. He seems to be the last person in America to realize that, whatever the theoretical merits of the decision to withdraw our remaining troops from Afghanistan, the military and intelligence assumptions on which it was built were deeply flawed, the manner in which it was executed was a national humiliation and a moral betrayal, and the timing was catastrophic.
We find ourselves commemorating the first great jihadist victory over America, in 2001, right after delivering the second great jihadist victory over America, in 2021...
2 comments:
I was never a big Joe Biden fan, but what he has done is simply staff the government with competent people.
Which is such a refreshing change after Mr. Never-show-up-for-work-or-do-the-job-just watch-TV.
biden did that? that is un-american.
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