...that the Grinch's small yam sack grew three sizes that day!
So the wedding was off, and the honeymoon too.
And down in Qville they all cried "Boo hoo!"
For they knew who to blame for this cruel twist of fate.
They knew where they needed to focus their hate.
The Left had done this with their mandates and shots.
Qvillians weren't stupid! They connected the dots.
It had all been a part of their sinister plan
To mess up the danglies that make you a man!
Burn The Lifeboats