Tuesday, March 16, 2021

Shuck and Blather


There was a turtle by the name of Mitch
And Mitch the Turtle was Putin's bitch
When danger threatened him he never got hurt
He knew just what to do

He'd shuck and blather, shuck and blather
He'd hide his head and tail and four little feet
He'd shuck and blather...


No Half Measures




2 comments:

Robt said...

Republican's showed us that a president can shoot someone on 5th Avenue in broad daylight and get away with it. Can't indict a sitting president because of a DOJ memo that is not in the constitution. Can defy all subpoenas and doesn't have to submit to being deposed.
This goes for the president's family as well as he close loyal enforcer pals. If somehow it doesn't, he can just pardon them.
So President Biden should have all the same powers.

There are two fogs in the white House. Presidential first dogs. So if they happened to bite and chew into shreds Moscow Mitch to the bone, on capital Hill in broad daylight or darkness of night. major nor Champ can be held accountable, not indicted and never answer one subpoena from the Animal control authorities. Besides, Biden can simply pardon them for being patriotic..
You see, there are some very good dogs on that patriotic side of the K-9 militias.

Republican's are silencing dogs first amendment right to bear teeth.

XtopherSD said...

Mitch threatening to enact the Republican agenda as *punishment* for getting rid of the filibuster vaguely reminded me of that Sheriff Bart scene in Blazing Saddles where he puts his own gun to his head. "Do what he say, do what he say"...