Tuesday, March 02, 2021

Greg Abbott: The New Mayor of Shark City


It's true there was a shark, but I killed it with my mighty man hands and now everything is perfectly safe.

As you know, "Texas" means "chum bucket". 



Smile, You Son Of A Bitch


6 comments:

Robt said...

Greg Abbott is a RINO.

If he really wanted to solve any of the problems in his state.

He would know that Tax cuts for the wealthy fixes everything.

And that is why he is a RINO.

rapier said...

No matter. He doesn't stand a chance of being the president of Texas against Elon Musk.

Fritz Strand said...

Maybe there is something to that 'fly over state' label. Perhaps it should be an official CDC warning.

Kelly in Texas said...

Yes, here in the Great State of Confusion....er I mean Texas we are proud of our virus. Here's the morning toll in Fort Worth (from Fort Worth Star-Telegram);

Tarrant County hospitalizations increase for first time in 8 days

Tarrant COVID hospitalizations increase after week of decline

BY STEFAN STEVENSON

SSTEVENSON@STAR-TELEGRAM.COM

Tarrant County reported 14 coronavirus deaths and 429 new cases on Tuesday.

The county has reported fewer than 800 new COVID-19 cases every day since Feb. 13. In the past two weeks, the county reported fewer than 500 new cases nine times.

The latest deaths include a Fort Worth man in his 40s, a Fort Worth woman in her 50s, a Fort Worth man in his 60s, a Haltom City man in his 60s, a Saginaw man in his 60s, two Fort Worth men and a woman in their 70s, a Grand Prairie man in his 80s, a Bedford man in his 80s, a Lake Worth man in his 80s, a Fort Worth man in his 80s, a Hurst woman in her 80s, and a Hurst man older than 90.

All 14 had underlying health conditions.

Tarrant County has reported 243,067 COVID-19 cases, including 2,897 deaths and 225,301 recoveries.

Robt said...

So are you saying, Tax cuts for the energy executives and bonuses for those resigning from it will fix it all?

Meremark said...

Texan talking to me: https://yellowdoggrannie.blogspot.com/