Saturday, November 21, 2020

Lifetime Wingnut Welfare Moocher Swears He Doesn't Know How Wingnut Welfare Works

 

"Some people seem to think we hate Jonah Goldberg.

"Nothing could be farther from the truth. First of all, the Doughy Pantload has given us hundreds of hours of entertainment; in his official role as Village Idiot of the Internet, he never ceases to amuse us with his falling off of walls, tumbling into ditches, and trying to come up with smart things to say when he’d really rather be at home watching Deep Space Nine DVDs."

-- Attributed to Sadly No.

There is a fair case to be made that no one has benefited more directly and more out-of-proportion with his meager skill set than the author of Liberal Fascism,  Jonah Goldberg.  But today is not a day for ranking the vast constellation the Conservatives hacks from Alpha Moocher to he-who-sucks-hind-tit.  Let's just agree that they are all terrible wastes of carbon who would die of starvation within five minutes if they were every cut off from the free chow the Conservative Cuckwagon serves up to even the lowliest D'Souza, and instead enjoy the hilarious sight of Doughy Pantload pretending to be a'swooon with confusion about how the money comes over the transom.  

Having read that shocker, I know what you must be asking yourself now. Surely this could not be the same Jonah Goldberg who was anointed just two years ago by none other than David Fucking Brooks himself to be the vanguard of the inevitable Conservative Renaissance which was definitely just around the corner? 

Sadly dear dear reader, I must report that, yes, it's the same guy --

David Brooks: ...And a Doughy Pantload Shall Lead Them 

-- and the inevitable Goldberg-led Conservative Renaissance is now looking more evitable than ever.  


No Half Measures

4 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Last I checked, that fucker was still employed by the Los Angeles Times...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Unknown said...

"Help me understand the media types fueling this crap." '...they know they're nonsense but refuse to say so for cowardly or selfish reasons."

The projection is strong with this one. In fact, it's so projective as to be reflective, to the point of almost being self-aware. Go figger. But he's proven himself a whore of the basest sort and not to be trusted. Digby commented positively about his latest post today. I love Heather's take on things a lot of the time, but...just, no. I don't know how many times I have to keep repeating this: the enemy of my enemy is still a turd.

"...who would die of starvation within five minutes if they were every cut off from the free chow the Conservative Cuckwagon serves up..."

Truth.

rapier said...

As I have often said. One wonders how Jonah's life would have been different if Bill Clinton instead of picking an amateur fellatrix like Monica Lewinski had chosen a professional, like Jonah's mother Lucianne

Robt said...

Religiously
This is getting into Godless Jesus territory.

How is Goldberg related to the woman in the Monica Lewinsky stain dress fame. How did tht turn into a Job at heritage to be groomed as a right wing serious columnist. With his Heritage first article out coming to the public was how Jonah figured out that if the North would have simply bought the slaves from the south and set them free. We would have avoided the civil
War. In other words, those liberals' of the day were so extreme even then, you could not negotiate with them
His brilliant deduction of being the slaves sunk in analogy facts where Purchasing Ivory from slaughtered/ poached elephant killing for the Ivory tusks. I f you just buy tall the Ivory. They would stop murdering the elephants for the Ivory tusk to sell.

There are many analogies on this for the Jonah reader like, If you buy up all the prostitutes sex they are selling , there won't be any more of it for sale.

GOP logic from the cave dwelling Heritage Foundation.

So Media type Jonah opines of those media types? This is like asking Ivanka how it feels to know her daddy paid Stormy for sex while her mother giving birth to her young brother..