Thursday, October 01, 2020

Tim Miller is Having a Very Good Day


If all you remember about Tim Miller is "that guy hired by the lads at Crooked Media to be the token Republican who would kinda sorta poke at Trump but got fired when Cooked Media bothered to check into his past" well out your dead-tree paper down, pick up a smart phone and get hip boomer, because that's the old Tim Miller!

As you must know by now, under the Beltway media's Bill Kristol Rule ("No Conservative pundit must ever be allowed to go without a paying gig with an important-sounding title for any length of time.") it would be have been impossible for Mr. Miller to just go away forever and do something else with his life.  And so, in the blink of an eye, Mr. Miller came to possess Two!Count!'Em!Two! paying gigs:  one at The Bulwark and one a The Rolling Stone, where he reports on a regular basis that [checks notes] Donald Trump is a very bad man --
Actually, the Orange Man Is Bad
-- and the [checks notes again] the people who work for Donald Trump are also very bad.

But wait, there's more!

Mr. Miller is now also gainfully employed as the Political Director for "Republican Voters Against Trump".  And the reason I know this is because of the chyron under his name told me so when he made his debut on MSNBC this very afternoon to report that [checks notes] Donald Trump is still a very bad man.

(Not the long lost third member of Tears For Fears)

Which, come to think of it, is yet another gig that ol' Tim has bagged for himself, and obviously a job no mere Liberal could do. 

Yes, Tim Miller is having a very good day.

So, on this very good day for Tim Miller I think we should all be asking ourselves the same question:
"What can I personally do to help grow the legend that is Tim Miller?"

In my case, I started the day by asking Tim Miller, in response to his tweet, a very simple, direct question which no reputable haver-of-opinions should be afraid to answer:

As of this writing, 74 people have "liked" that question, which makes a body feel kinda good.

But not good ol' Tim Miller.

He did not like it at all.

In fact, this was his "reply":


So I've got that going for me.

Which is nice.


No Half Measures

3 comments:

waldo said...

They're all frightened of you DG, and rightfully so.

steeve said...

When it turns out that a total of ten or so republicans vote against trump, will there be any sort of indication that the political director of "republican voters against trump" failed in some way?

Robt said...

When Trump is hiring media CEO types like Mr Atlas and Mr Caputo or the Dejoy Post Master great business mind that yields the notion that if you take out the mail sorting machines that sort more mail than Santa's little helpers. Sorting machines that are already operating and paid for.
Pulled from the files of
Republicans: Best people edition.
That this great business genius idea will make the Postal Service much more efficient.