Monday, June 29, 2020

The Susan Collins Threat Advisory System





No Half Measures




10 comments:

Meremark said...

Her risk-dices.

Robt said...

And her threat system is color coded to coincide with the worded levels of Concern

Pagan in repose said...

Her color coded threat system ain't woit shit, it was the old color coded duct tape that was the the real threat system shit, you remember that system with 'Bushes' Ridge coming out with a new threat duct tape level every time Dick Chaney farted. Hell he even had one when bush was haveing an ecelction, they'd even wrap it around his dick just to show how serious it was. Yeah, the good ole' days of the dick duct tape warning system, those were the halcyon days of warning the people of imminent threat, non of this Susan Collins bullshit threat shit, besides she wouldn't know an imminent threat if you duct tape it across her mouth and set her mumbling down the isles of congress. Nothing beats color coded duct tape to tell you the level of threat to our great duct taped nation. Hell just duck tape that virus and we'll have her ducted in a day! Much fasted than drinkin' that cleaning solvent!

Robt said...

How did Kavanaugh say it during his opening statement (of I do not belong anywhere near a judges seat).

"What goes around comes around".

As for Collins. false teeth covers it up when she looks in the mirror.
The federalist Society's moral code equivalence of the Biblical , "an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth".
trespasses of his past.
From what I was able to discern from the hearings on Kavy's privileged past of trespasses he committed of others. Because FUN and he likes beer.

What kavy sent around did not come around to him. kavy still has both eyes and all his teeth.

Ok said...

Is there a separate one for her being “disappointed?”

Victor said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Do I detect just a hint of Hunter S. Thompson appreciation?

Robt said...

Isn't "Disappointed" a bit to judgmental for Susie?

It just sounds a tad harsh and decisive.

dave said...

i feel deeply sorry for her ongoing 'concern'...let's unburden her..

replace her.

dinthebeast said...

According to the RCP polling averages, Sara Gideon may be adding a new threat level level: defeated.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Robt said...

How can I get on Susie's "Concern" threat level chart?

My concern.......
I swear it has been longer than 3 and a half years of Trump /GOP control.
When it comes to Trump running for a 2nd term of 4 years when it seems he has been president for 20 years.

So I did some research on the relativity of Time. Like the old saying, Time flies when your having fun. And, how you can look back in time and laugh at the most horrible stressful moments that seemed to last forever.
What I found applicable to the drag in time I am experiencing With the GOP control is directly correlated with me being part K-9 or Tomcat.

It think this explains this lengthy time duration.

According to the American Veterinary Medical Association: The first year of a medium-sized dog's life is 15 years of a human's life. The second year of a dog's life equals about nine years for a human. And after that, every human year equals approximately five years for a dog.


The feline gene in the human body doesn’t improve this phenomenon.

Although there's no reliable scientific way to calculate the relationship between human and cat years, it's generally agreed that the first two years of a cat's life are roughly equal to the first 25 of a human's. After this, each additional year is around four 'cat years'. Which do not take in the consideration of cat's 9 lives.
With each life resetting the clock.