Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Perhaps a Special Medal Could Be Struck...


...to honor mainstream media political "experts" who bravely validate what Liberals have been reporting for decades.

And long, long after it is far too late.

And of course without mentioning the inconvenient existence of those Liberals Cassandras who were aggressively marginalized by the mainstream media as we tried to warn you this day was coming.

Or perhaps it would just be easier to re-purpose a service patch from the Liberal weblog days under the previous, catastrophically failed Republican president.



The article itself is safely socially-distancing behind the HuffPo paywall, so this breathless account via Twitter of the next generation of elite "Rubes in Diners" reportage is all I could scrounge up for you.  But oh my, the heroic self-regard that fairy reeks from it is fucking hilarious:

Next thing they'll be wanting is a parade for shopping at The Dollar Tree.



No Half Measures



3 comments:

rapier said...

Not on point but a suggestion from the peanut gallery. watch how they bothsides when the blood starts flowing. Especially the NY Times which has been working 95 years for this moment.

Robt said...

The math will prevail.

Probability of occurrence. Bookies setting odds to bet.

The Snake handling preachers of the republican cult are out there everyday proving thier superior religion each time they handle the pdeadly poisonous snake in front of the audience that are hypnotized into a state of easy suggestion. Like drinking JiJones Kool aid.

The probability, they odds in handling the poisonous snake without getting bit this time.
Ism not yet a reality. Until it is.
It is the same fundamental characteristic of the gun enthusiasts that are always so very safe., All their lives around guns with no (admitted accidents).
--- Until they do.
"I don't understand how I shot myself cleaning my gun. I ALWAYS clear the gun of ammo before cleaning it". Until I didn't. But it is always Negligence of others until they do it and then it was an accident.

wibble said...

...That's when you sneak a hungry rattlesnake into the box. We don't have the luxury of enough time to let the Law of Averages catch up to them.