As you all know by now, Hugh Hewitt is a Republican Cyborg Sent from the Future to Destroy America. This is a settled fact.
What we do not know are the specifics of his mission. We do not know, in detail, what those last, few remaining Republicans in the future, holed up in their last stronghold in Galt's Gulch, programmed him to do.
However, based on his work-product to-date, I think it is safe to assume that it has something to do with covering the surface of the Earth with Hugh Hewitt Hot Takes so suffocatingly stupid that it lowers our collective IQ just enough for Republicans to hang onto power indefinitely.
For example, this was Mr. Hewitt's swaggeringly confident opinion just 48 hours before Joe Biden's remarkable performance on Super Tuesday:
Enjoy it, Joe Biden, because it won’t lastOf course, being horribly wrong all the time does not affect Mr. Hewitt in the slightest because as a Republican Cyborg Sent from the Future to Destroy America he has no understanding of basic human emotions, nor does he understand how rudimentary human activities such as "the consumption of food" and states-of-being such as "mortality" work.
Former vice president Joe Biden handily won the South Carolina Democratic primary, but take a step back and the victory wasn’t nearly as promising as his campaign might like to believe. Biden took a victory lap on the Sunday-morning talk shows — he’s desperate to close the gap with Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) quickly — but look beyond his self-congratulations. It’s not the win Biden needed.
What Biden had to have was a smashing repudiation of Sanders — not just of Sanders but of the entire field, dealing a crushing blow to the hopes of every other would-be nominee and prompting several to drop out. That didn’t happen...
Instead he just chugs along, bloodlessly and heedless of normal human conventions, performing exactly the job that the Beltway media pays him to perform in exactly the way he has always performed it.
I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, And Your Motorcycle.
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You can't have my motorcycle. Not until the roads are impassable. Patrolled by roving bands of brigands. I'm hoping not until next winter. I hope to get one more season in. I'm going out to the High Plains.
Has this dude made it into the animated series
"The Cartoon President". ?
Because if he hasn't which I doubt. He is just another republican fascist Stupor dreaming how he would rule the world.
meanwhile, he criticizes those that govern.
We need to start charging a fee to republicans each time they cannot control their urges to infringe on the freedoms of other by giving their "advice" to Democrats.
Could you imagine being stuck seated next to him on a long flight?
Hugh is a prototypical republican: put out propaganda (lied). Lies are exposed. Put out more lies. Repeat.
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