Monday, February 10, 2020

Stay. The. Fuck. Out. Of. Our. Presidential. Primaries.



As hopes dim for a David French presidency --
Meet David French: the random dude off the street that Bill Kristol decided will save America from Trump
--  the wrongest man in American politics has now turned his non-existent electoral skills and his enduring and wildly outsized presence in the Beltway media  (the MSNBC gang makes it a point to pimp his wretched podcast every time he draws up a chair) to the task of telling us Democrats how to run our party.
NeverTrump-Funded Phone Calls Push GOP-Leaning Independents to Vote in NH Dems Primary

...
National #NeverTrump leader Bill Kristol, founder of the conservative Weekly Standard magazine, confirmed to NHJournal that he is part of the effort, which involves tens of thousands of New Hampshire voter contacts and a six-figure budget.

“Yup. I’m happy to have joined with some others to help remind New Hampshire independents, who might be accustomed to voting in the Republican primary, that this year, they may be able to make more of a difference by voting for a responsible and electable candidate in the Democratic primary,” Kristol said.

You might dimly recall that Kristol spent his adult life helping to engineer the Republican Hate Machine to such a high degree of efficiency that it eventually shit him out like a wad of Bazooka Joe that Rush Limbaugh accidentally swallowed while visiting Oxy Town in 2003.  So, like any other orphaned parasitic organism which can only survive in a very specialized environment, Kristol has come to the Democratic Party looking for another host.

Of course he promises that his motives are entirely benign:
[Kristol] denies that this effort is an attempt to game the Granite State primary.
And, of course --
Kristol believes that moderate Republican voters will appreciate having a choice in November, and that the first step is to keep alternatives to Sen. Bernie Sanders viable after New Hampshire votes. 
-- they are not:
"We’re trying to save the nation from a choice between Trumpism and socialism.”
See, if Mr. Helper really wanted to get usefully involved with the discussion --


-- he would take his six-figure phone banking operation to Colorado or Maine or Arizona or, really, anywhere there's a congressional race with a Democrat within shouting distance of knocking off a Republican and burn up the phone lines there.

Hell, I was phone-banking for Betsy Dirksen-Londrigan just last week and there were only three of us in this big 'ol barn of a room.

So come to Illinois, Bloody Bill. 

Come to Illinois, the final resting place of first Republican president.

Come to Illinois and we'll put you right to work.


Behold, a Tip Jar!


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

A David French article at his Frenchpress website (https://frenchpress.thedispatch.com/p/will-somebody-please-hate-my-enemies),see if you can spot the problems:

quote #1 - "I’ve been pro-life from the moment I understood what abortion was."

Quote #2 - " I’ve never voted for a pro-choice politician, and I don’t ever intend to. But in more than three decades of pro-life work, I’ve understood two things quite clearly—the defense of the unborn does not justify sin, and the battle for the unborn is far more spiritual and cultural than it is legal and political."

Quote #1 - this is "System One thinking" from the "gut", most frequently bad thinking per Nobel laureate Daniel Kahnman in his book, 'Thinking, Fast and Slow', 2011
"Multiple lines of evidence converge on the conclusion that people who let themselves be guided by System 1, (the conclusion comes first and the arguments follow), are more strongly susceptible to availability biases than others with System Two thinking, who are in a state of higher vigilance....when System One people believe a conclusion is true, they are also very likely to believe arguments that appear to support it, even when these arguments are unsound."

Quote #2 - Note a contradiction? "Defense of the unborn" should not be political, however, I have and will always use it as an inflexible factor in politicians I vote for.

Chief D said...

Just wanted to say I enjoyed the Sam Kinison clip. He was one of the greats, lost to us too soon. Whenever he did that little giggle, you knew he was building up to something. It just heightened the anticipation and tension. RIP Sam. Thanks, Drifty.

Robt said...

Your quote of Bloody Billy,
"We’re trying to save the nation from a choice between Trumpism and socialism.”

He calls it Trump ism?
He was paid well to zombify weak minded GOP base voters. To make their hate hungry for punds of flesh. He accomplished the belief that fellow Americans are something more than an enemy that Putin or Little Rocket man that now sends beautiful love letters to the republican dictator. Today's Jim Jones of the GOP( as was yesterdays) which Billy helped parent. Now they those hordes hunger for his flesh and he finds survival difficult alone.

Now he looks to socialize his safety and place in being relevant other than a piece of flesh to feed his hordes.

GOPers like Billy who were deep in the Authoritarian GOP state and lost their soul. Now wander aimlessly telling people what his enemy , (democrats), should do and how to act. Who to vote for and who is viable against his Created Dear leader who is so drunk on his power no longer has a use for Billy.

I 2nd your motion that Billy should move in to Kentucky and thrust himself on the Trumpers for McConnell. Which would make more of a difference.

The problem with Bloody B. is he is unwanted by his own and not at all trusted nor has any advice Dems would find useful.
It is where you end up in the GOP ideology.
Take Rushbo who announces his illness in hopes of acquiring some of that social (socialist) empathy. He never found useful before. Does Tush's mortality alter his world view of selfishness? I know his Medal of Freedom he purchased under the table at Mar A Lago cannot go with him where he is going. If you believe in such things.
Bloody Bill cannot even get an Emmy for all his life time attempts at acting out.

Perhaps Romney now, may find his fall from the intolerant religious right wing he has chosen to do bidding for in exchange for votes. are finding what they do to others, is now being done to them, by their own cannibal ideology.