Monday, October 21, 2019

When You’re a Schmidt, You’re a Schmidt All The Way


Steve Schmidt:  Professional Indignantista

Once again, we should get the laughter out of the way.

Soooo much laughter.

Gales of laughter.

From me back in February at the end of a long post:

Thank you your Honor, and ladies and gentlemen of the jury.  I would say that I await your swift and just verdict, but I think we all know exactly what that verdict will be.  After taking Howard Schultz for every nickel he can, sooner rather than later Mr, Schmidt will be welcomed back into the loving and lucrative bosom of the Insider's Club.

Because, as I may have mentioned once or twice, the Insider's Club has only two rules:
  1. There's a Club.
  2. You are not in it.

From Friday:
From today:
When you’re a Schmidt
You’re the top cat in town
You’re the gold-medal kid
With the heavyweight crown!
When you’re a Schmidt
You’re the swingin’est thing
Little boy, you’re a man;
Little man, you’re a king!




No, I Won't Be Going To Politicon!


6 comments:

bowtiejack said...

I've never been able to understand why anybody takes Schmidt seriously. But you're right - it's a club.
American meritocracy is a mythos.

Robt said...

Oh, DG.

There is a Misser schmidt in the MSNBC kitchen. Clean it up for me, OK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqCYEVkWo-A

( Much thanks to Rodney Dangerfield's insights of the future.)

Buttermilk Sky said...

Well, you can't expect Michael Steele, Joe and Mika to represent the Republicans on MSNBC all by themselves. Why anybody should is a different question.

Robt said...

Could be like the Jeffery Epstein club of sex trafficking. Once your in it and been traffic ed.
Your on call at any moment notice.
* The Never Trumpers are not in disagreement with Trump's greatest gut hits.
They are upset because;
- Trump controls the republican zombies (right down to the TEA Potters)..
_- Trump doesn't know when to close the blinds when he strips America down naked and sells it for sex.
- They want the GOP traditional values of shade to allow a fig leaf. In case the pitchforks market booms.
-Th strategy of floating a semblance of democracy and not having to realign strategy into a full blown Putin Oligarchy communist authoritarian state. Costs money they are too greedy to fund.
Never Trumpers is simply a life boat for laid off right wing hacks. A sort of unemployment check until a job opening. If you listen closely when they espouse their brilliant insights. They are just a TRUMPET.
There is no GOP party like they like to promote , used to be". Never was.

Go back to Teddy Roosevelt, IKe. They were moderate liberals in the republican party.
The John Birchers were the GOP base. The GOP purged anything non robotic that does not respond to a Koch computer program.

Hal Rager said...

No, Mr. Schmidt. It says right here, "No lifeboat for you!"

Anonymous said...

Steve S and Michael Steele both looked into the camera and said "Well Of COURSE Sarah Palin is fully qualified to be president of the USA".

I will never listen to either of them again, and nor should anyone.