Jenny of Oldstones would be a catchy jug band toe-tapper.
Helen Crump would have been dead for three seasons.
Aunt Bee's competition with Clara Johnson at the county fair pickle contest gets out of hand, so for no explicable reason, Bee burns Mayberry to the ground
Andy would kill her, then head north into the hills to lead Ernest T. Bass, the Darlings and Jeb Giantsbane
The town counsel -- Barney of House Fife, Otis of House Drunk, Clara of House Edwards, Floyd of House Barber, Goober of House Judy Judy Judy and a few others -- would meet and appoint Sam Jones the new sheriff for no apparent reason.
Opie would go west to find out what was west of Mayberry, eventually ending up in Hollywood and directing many popular movies.
Behold, a Tip Jar!
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