In case you missed it, the Attorney General of the United States stood in front of the Washington press corps to claim that while Donald Trump may have obstructed justice, he had to do it because the media made him really really mad.
Barr: I also want to make it clear that Donald Trump is a svelte 165 pounds, has a two foot penis and definitely did not break into that lady' barn and have unlawful carnal knowledge of a goat.
Reporter: What the hell are you talking about? You never even talked to Trump. And we saw all this shit happen in real-time of Twitter. Also one ever said anything about a barn or a goat
Barr: This press conference is over!
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