Friday, February 15, 2019

Trump D. Tripper


Your immigrant has no regard for human life, not even his own.

And for this reason, MAGAs, I want to impress upon you the need for extreme watchfulness. The enemy may come individually, or he may come in strength. He may even come in pretending to seek asylum. But however he comes, we must stop him. We must not allow immigrants to gain entrance to this country.

In the two years it has been my privilege to be your Dear Leader, I have always expected mindless, bellowing obedience from you, and you have never given me anything less than that...

For more on the most utterly unhinged ramble by Il Douche to date, you can look literally anywhere in the internet...

... except over in MAGAlvania where it's always Two Minutes Hate and the cheering for the Dear Leader never stops.


Behold, a Tip Jar!

2 comments:

Kevin Holsinger said...

Good afternoon, Mr. Glass.

So we've gone from "Mexico is gonna pay for the Wall" to "I'm declaring a national state of emergency to pay for the Wall."

Can't wait to see how he exploits "Unicorn 9/11," or whatever we end up calling this.

Be seeing you.

dinthebeast said...

OK, game on. Fire up the court challenges and use this not as precedent for more subversion of the constitution, but as ammunition to beat both Fergus and McConnell next year.

The damn fool called invoking the 25th amendment unconstitutional. He should have the word "moron" stamped on his forehead before being escorted off of the white house grounds forever.

-Doug in Oakland