Tuesday, February 19, 2019

The Hugh Hewitt Borg is Terrible at Math and Integrity


The design flaws that were built into the media's most famous Cyborg Sent From the Future to Destroy America -- no capacity to comprehend honor or probity coupled with an inability to do basic arithmetic -- are what make him such a coldly useful conservative tool:
However, research reveals that there is at least one subject that can trigger a near-human response from his emotion-simulator:  romantic films involving cyborgs sent from the future to destroy the past.
Update: Further research reveals that there is one other subject that makes Mr. Hewitt's emotion-simulator go zoom zoom zoom.  You may make of it what you will:

Behold, my Twitter Legal Defense Fund!

1 comment:

Robt said...

Even Twitter convicts serving time are allowed visitors, I see..........

How sad is the Russian Hew-Bot's circuit feeling to watch the corrupt, Deep State out of control law enforcement investigating his Lord Trump.?

Does the Hew-Bot feel the pain Roger Stone is experiencing after his bipartisan both sides do it posting of his judges head with cross hairs of a gun scope on it. To gain sympathy for those opposing the oppressive Deep State.

How Stone's free speech died. The day liberals took it away. Just like Obama took away everyone guns. Except for the mass shooters guns or the guns left around for you children to play with.
Somehow, Obama missed those ones.

Just one question?

Where you are being held in Twit prison. Is Roger Stone in the same or another cell block ?
Can you get a message to him? Hew-Bot wants to know.