To: All New York Times' Staff and Guest Contributors
From: The "What Words Mean Now" Department
Re: Today's Updates to The New York Times Manual of Style and Usage
Today's list of words and phrases which have been approved as official New York Times alternatives to "Donald Trump lying his ass off again" are as follows:
"Links"Please update your copy accordingly.
"accused"
"invoked fears"
"told"
"worked [the] audience"
"savaged"
"heightened campaign activity"
"performance"
"regaling them with stories"
"argues"
"boasted"
"richly embellished"
"public comments"
"making the case"
"hinted"
Behold, a Tip Jar!
2 comments:
"Acted Presidentially."
I'm waiting for his "nobody knew that the American people dislike being lied to by their president." Honestly it's like watching a toddler "discover" that fire is hot, water is wet, it's no fun to walk barefoot in the snow.
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