As Long As Voting To Destroy The Evil Liberal Moon Was Meaningless...

...the meatheads were all for it.

They cheered and cheered.

Because every one of them knew that the Evil Liberal Moon was the source of every one of their problems.  Because they had heard it on Fox News and Hate Radio one million times.  And Trump promised to blow up the Evil Liberal Moon and replace it with a much bigger and more awesome Moon which would cost them nothing and solve all of their problems.

And the cheered and cheered even louder.

But it turned out the Randite genius super-heroes the meatheads elected to actually blow up the Evil Liberal Moon did not have the slightest fucking idea how moons or tides or gravity or blowing-things-up actually work.  

And now that giant flaming chunks of their big, stupid dream are beginning to fall on their heads, they're starting to run in circles, flapping their arms, and swearing that nobody told 'em that blowin' up the Moon might be, y'know, bad.

From Think Progress:

Trumpcare breaks every promise Trump made about health care

The bill would not preserve coverage for millions nor guarantee cheaper and better health care.

From The New York Times:

Trump Supporters Have the Most to Lose in the G.O.P. Repeal Bill

The people who stand to lose the most in tax credits under the House Republican health plan tended to support Donald J. Trump over Hillary Clinton in the 2016 election, according to a new Upshot analysis.

Over all, voters who would be eligible for a tax credit that would be at least $1,000 smaller than the subsidy they’re eligible for under Obamacare supported Mr. Trump over Hillary Clinton by a seven-point margin.

The voters hit the hardest — eligible for at least $5,000 less in tax credits under the Republican plan — supported Mr. Trump by a margin of 59 percent to 36 percent.
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From the Los Angeles Times:

Trump voters would be among the biggest losers in Republicans' Obamacare replacement plan 2016 election results

Americans who swept President Trump to victory — lower-income, older voters in conservative, rural parts of the country — stand to lose the most in federal healthcare aid under a Republican plan to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act, according to a Times analysis of county voting and tax credit data...

From The Guardian:

Trump supporters in the heartland fear being left behind by GOP health plan

Republican proposal would upend a healthcare system in Indiana that covers many low-income people – in a program that Mike Pence put in place

Janice Phelps, a 60-year-old disabled factory worker in Evansville, Indiana, knows how expensive healthcare is.

Each month, shots for her severe asthma cost $3,000. Quarterly injections for knee pain cost $3,200. Medication for depression costs $900. She has had seven back surgeries, two shoulder surgeries, and two knee surgeries since 1985. The largest public health programs in America – Medicaid and Medicare, which aid the poor and the elderly – paid for nearly all of it.

Yet those programs are now threatened by the men she voted for: Donald Trump and former Indiana governor Mike Pence.

“I’m all in favor of repealing it,” she said about Republicans’ push to do away with the Affordable Care Act (ACA), popularly known as Obamacare. But, she said, when you talk about cutting Medicaid: “I don’t agree with that at all.”
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At some point during her long and complicated medical history, Ms. Phelps apparently had most of her brain removed.

As have 63 million of her fellow Trump voters.

Honestly, fuck these people.