Monday, November 07, 2016

Of Course You Write Two Speeches


What, are you trying to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?

Unless, this your first rodeo, in which case sit on down and I'll explain how things work.

Question one:  Did you bring cash?

3 comments:

bluicebank said...

Fine.

Klaatu barada nikto.

That should do it ... the whatever willing, and the river don't rise.

The Kraken said...

Is it a conspiracy theory yet to worry about Russian cyber attacks for tomorrow?

D. said...

Hah! I reserve that level of ritual for sports! And don't mention my team to my face!

Considering I never saw that show during its original run, I seem to get a fair amount of context.