Some of my tweets from debate night, which I delivered to you the consumer until it became such a comprehensive beat-down that I had to just sit back and marvel:
Check, check. Mike check. "Forget it Jake, it's...Chinatown". Check, check.
Too many "H"-sounds in your first sentence, Holt. Watch it!
Hillary sneezing into her hand before shaking was a nice touch
Hillary Clinton talks Sensible Policy. OMG, this is the most boringest debate ever!
Donald Trump: China. Mexico. Winning fight. So many of them. I have a friend. He has a plant and is taking Ford with him.
Donald Trump: They're stealing our jobzes! I'm going to cut taxes like mad.
Hillary Clinton: I believe in helping the middle class.
Donald Trump has the sniffles. Bad. Like glue-sniffing bad. Uh oh.
Hillary busts out The Maths. No fair!
Donald Trump: Solar power is a disaster. The Sun is a lie! Coal, bitches! Coal and whale oil!
Hillary drops the "F"-bomb. "Facts". How dare she.
Donald Trump: Hillary's tax program gives ISIS all our secret plans! She has been supporting ISIS her whole life.
Trump: Nobody ever learned nuttin' from tax returns. Many friends of mine say so. Many. Tremendous. Friends.
Tax returns, schmax returns! You tell 'em Donald! -- Al Capone
Trump: We need law and order. I love Charlotte. I have a lot of money there. Also that other city where that other thing happened.
Trump: Gangs of roving bands of armed immigrants. Cops are refusing to enforce the law. Cats and dogs living together!
Trump: In Chicago, Barack Obama is stalking the streets. With Hispanics. And I have a lot of money there!
That thing on Donald Trump's head looks unhappy. Very unhappy. Wants out of there. Now. Big time.
Donald Trump rode this racist birther pony all the way to this stage tonight & now he wants to shoot it & move on. Hey, fuck you, scumbag
How big a racist meathead do you have to be to looking at this lying lunatic and say "Yeah! This guy!"
Trump: Curtis LeMay loves me. Loves. Me.
Trump: My son loves his computers. What with the internet and the cybers and such.
Trump: ISIS uses the internet. Damn you, Obama!!!!!!!
"Take the oil." This shit again? Really?
Finally someone mentions the Bush Admin SOFA that set the rules for withdrawing troops from Iraq.
Trump: For fuck's sake why won't anyone call Trusted Newsman Sean Hannity. He was there. He helped me bury that hooker!!!
Donald Trump just said that blowing an Iranian ship out of the water in a fit of pique wouldn't start a war. Jesus.
Trump: I was almost a giant asshole. Almost. But I decided not to. Because I am a great man. Possibly the greatest.
If you were taking a shot every time this lying POS bracketed his lies with "Believe me" you'd h/b dead an hour ago.
Trump kept showering himself in napalm. Hillary kept handing him matches.
The media lowered the bar into the dirt for Trump and he still garroted himself on it and burst into flames.
Random typing chimp nearly generates single coherent sentence. Media swoons.
Over in Fox, Howard Kurtz's verdict was that Trump went "90 minutes without any major gaffes". Mistah Kurtz knows damn well who signs his checks.
Soon-to-be indicted human compost heap Chris Christie is spinning for Trump on MSNBC. Because apparently there are no other humans left on Earth to talk to.
Trump won't lose any votes because Trump voters are infinitely reprogrammable meatheads.
Time to shift the discussion to the fundamental incompetence of the Trump voter to participate in our democracy.
Trump: Lester, I'm gonna use one of my lifelines and call Sean Hannity.
It is long past time to shift the discussion to the fundamental incompetence of the Trump voter to participate in our democracy.
So with NATO, suddenly Don the Con gets fussy about people honoring their contracts.
Waiting for the Hugh Hewitt spin on the Trump sharting himself to death in from of 100 million people.
If you were taking a shot every time this lying POS bracketed his lies with "Believe me" you'd have been dead an hour ago.
Trump die-hard on MSNBC typical of the breed -- just repeating "Benghazi!" because that's how these racist morons live with themselves.
Has anyone ever completely immolated himself in front of more people than Donald Trump is doing right now? #askingforafriend
A merciful referee would have stopped this after the third round.
Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Hugh Hewitt:
First half @realDonaldTrump Second half @HillaryClinton OT: @realDonaldTrump I think he gets bump UNLESS birther issue drowns out all— Hugh Hewitt (@hughhewitt) September 27, 2016
Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Chuck Todd:
Chuck Todd says 'American public' might be tonight's big loser. #Decision2016 #debatenight https://t.co/yKuD6kyVyO— Meet the Press (@MeetThePress) September 27, 2016