WATCH: Howie Carr imitates "war whoop" to mock Elizabeth Warren at @realDonaldTrump event. https://t.co/CJDaHk8E5K— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) June 29, 2016
First, a quick refresher on your favorite cult and mine, the Tribe That Rubs Shit In Their Hair:
So why do they say and do shit like this, loud and proud and in public?Longtime readers know that "The Tribe That Rubs Shit In Their Hair" is my shorthand for inbred Conservative meatsticks who have wallowed in wingnut Hate Radio racist dung and Fox News Liberal Conspiracy claptrap for so long that is has become the quotidian argot of their wretched lives. It is their tavern-talk -- their worst, paranoid delusions, externalized, validated, tarted up as The Unvarnished Truth and then regurgitated back to them by ghouls and treason-mongers like Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly... which are, in turn, passed around again like so many fish stories, getting bigger and wilder and truthier with each iteration. It is the shit they eagerly rub in their hair -- the shit which, year after year, they sculpt into ever more elaborate pompadours because everyone else in their dingy, lightless corner of Universe is doing it and they lost their sense of smell 40 years ago.They preen over each other. They are happy in each other's company. They praise each other on the little, individual touches with which they have customized their Shitheap Toupees -- an extra layer of Benghaaaazi, perhaps, appliqued over something something the New Black Panther Party because ACORN!.And all is right with the world...right up until they leave the cocoon of their Wingnut Pig Sty and step into the normal world, where they are Shocked!Shocked! that ordinary people flee from them in horror....
Because among the Pig People, this is the height of wit. To their tiny, debased brains, this is Oscar Wilde-level drollery. This is their Algonquin Fucking Round Table.