Appropriately, the Moonie Times announces that the Pod People will soon have a new leader:
McCarthy announces bid for House speaker; likely has spot sewn upWater on Mars and pod people running Congress.
Rep. Kevin McCarthy announced his bid to be the next House speaker in a letter to colleagues Monday that insisted the GOP must work to heal its internal divisions in order to win on the big fights facing Congress.
The California Republican said he’d already reached out to every one of the more than 240 House Republicans to sound them out about his candidacy and the direction they think Republicans should go, and his official entry into the race likely signals he has sewed up the support needed to triumph.
Stay awake, people.
*(For those never seen it, "Kevin McCarthy" is the name of the actor who starred in the original "Invasion of the Body Snatchers")