Thursday, June 11, 2015

The Shamesters of Triskelion



Since the GOP nomination process has now officially crawled under Reagan's porch and died, someone really ought to ask whether any of the 256 declared Republican candidates should be involved in any debates at all.

I mean if, as Brother Charles Pierce points out:
...any breathing primate who knows a friendly gozillionnaire can stay alive through the entire process...
-- shouldn't some enterprising teevee network or civic organization just invite Sheldon Adelson, Foster Friess, Charles and David Koch and the rest of the real Republican candidates to contend in the public arena and leave their footmen and sock-puppets out of it until it's time for one of them to chase the rabbit around the track and get stomped to aspic by Hillary Clinton next Fall?

I don't know about you, but I would pay real quatloos to see a thing like that.

7 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

We would have to re-animate Richard Dawkins to emcee...

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

Did ZRMac mean to say "Richard Dawson"?

Lawrence said...

@ZRM
Dawkins is dead?

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

If the BRICS nations decide to create a new currency unit to compete with the dollar, I wish they would call it the "Quatloo". ^_^

bluicebank said...

Popcorn. How many bags of popcorn does one Quatloo buy?

Answer: Not enough.

jim said...

Expect to see the GOP's 2016 slate turn even more epic - the news leaked a while back that the RNC is now managing the love-child of Scientology & a certain down-on-his-luck Nigerian prince, actively taking their base to the cleaners in exchange for magic beans & Prayer Towels ... & their loyal minions in Banjostan didn't so much as twitch an eyebrow.

Murka: Where any boy or girl can grow up to scam folks by running for President.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

oops. Imma blame Chuck Todd.