Wednesday, April 08, 2015

10 Years After: 2011 -- Absolverines!

The 10th blogiversary fundraiser continues with 2011:  Trench Warfare.

In 2011, mass gun violence and violent rhetoric continued their unholy dance across the country, temporarily messing up Conservative's 2nd Amendment circle jerk.  

Fortunately, the mad dogs staffing Andrew Breitbart's long-con knew exactly who to blame (Here's a hint:  Their answer, as always, starts with an "L", ends with an "S" and has the New Deal and Great Society in between,)

And to this day, their beady little eyes continue to shine with the light from the bonfire they have made burning their last bridges back to decency.


They know who the real enemies are.

A local member of the Breitbart Collective spells it out:
The left is filled with vitriol and hate. The American left despises anyone that disagrees with them. The American left hates the Constitution because it stands in its way to remake America in its own image. The American left practices the politics of personal destruction. The American left has called for rioting, murder, and has commonly created images depicting the gruesome deaths of those on the right. The American left has engaged in riots, property destruction, assault, and criminal activity all in an effort to force their political opinions on the rest of us.

This can be said without the slightest fear of contradiction
Also, for those of you keeping score at home, ACORN was the greatest threat to democracy since the fall of Athens, unions are thugs armies who are to blame for your every ache and pain, global climate change is a sinister Socialist hoax, and the New Black Panther Party is right outside your door!

Blah. Blah. Blah. Rattled off with the same, dull, mindless, monotonously-Orwellian predictability with which all such talking points are puked into the noosphere.

24 hours a day.

Every day.

Year after year after year, with a malignant energy that is hurling the Party of God ever further into darkness.

These are damaged, demented Americans with skulls packed so hopelessly full of shit that they can no longer contain or perceive anything else. Who have gone so "all in" on their own, paranoid, rage-addled lies that there is no going back. Whose eyes shine with the light from the bonfire they have made burning their last bridges back to decency.

And their ceaseless, crackpot clattering is the price we pay for our First Amendment.

Which is a deal I will take any day of the week.

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