...Spock and Kirk infiltrate CPAC 2015 and destroy the Twitter Machine along with the Right's capacity to troll comment sections anywhere in known space.
Faced with the horror of having to fight for their stupid ideas for real, Kirk offers them a solution.
The best offer they will ever get. Put an end to it. Make peace.
Hannity: There can be no peace. Don't you see? We've admitted it to ourselves. We're a hateful assholes. It's instinctive.
Kirk: All right. It's instinctive. But the instinct can be fought. We're human beings with the blood of a million hateful asshole years on our hands, but we can stop it. We can admit that we're hateful assholes, but we're not going to be hateful assholes today. That's all it takes. Knowing that we won't be hateful assholes...today.
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know this! The will be no peace as long as Kirk lives...
Scotty! Execute General Order 24. Right fucking now! Use a tri cobalt device for fuck's sake!
Oooh, nicely played!
You liberal stooge...
I was watching that episode just the other day.
Oh, what a happy unicorn and rainbow world you live in!
"Mr. Limbaugh, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder."
*neck pinch*
One thing I noticed. Even though it was supposed to be a day of tribute to Nimoy they kept running shows with Shatner. Typical.
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