Thursday, September 04, 2014
After A Very Long Day Away From The Internet
Wrung out and tired, I return to find that my blog posts have not written themselves,m and the many "Thank You" notes I owe to many people have not spontaneously appeared.
You'd think after 10 years, the internet would cut me a little slack.
Let's see (cracking the newspaper open and firing the rubber band - thwap -- across the room and causing two pairs of cat's ears to swivel like the Very Large Array) what's been going on in the world.
Corn crop looks bumper this year, tassel height impressive, so good news there.
The local sports franchise has had a spirited month.
Oh Dagwood! Is the world every going to leave you in peace long enough to eat your sandwich? Also you do realize that your wife is screwing her boss, right? (NSFW)
And -- what's this?...
Oh. My. Sweet.
And. Fluffy. Lord.
Well (cracks, knuckles, fashions newspaper into an effigy of Chuck Todd, sets it on fire) looks like I have some thinking to do...