Saturday, July 26, 2014

Ready For Eleanor

Because as long as the rest of the media is obsessed with ignoring the 2014 midterms and reducing the 2016 presidential race to a glorified fantasy football draft, why not run with that!

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Horace Boothroyd III said...

I know in heart that Harold Stassen has already decided to run and is simply using sophisticated grammar to mask his intent.

Kathleen said...

She could run against Ronald Reagan. Chuck Todd, dead hosting - I mean guest hosting - for David Gregory could ask Lee Atwater, Joe McCarthy, Martin Borman and Lonesome Rhodes if Eleanor can run on Obama's failed policies. This scenario (2 dead Rethugs, a dead Nazi and one fictional dead movie character) is no more bizarre or surreal than the nightmare we're living through now.

Also, too, my word verification is "curate headbutt". The Cyborg Algorithms must be feeling whimsical today.

dinthebeast said...

What Kathleen said. They try to run their fantasy of Reagan by proxy every damn time anyway, and maybe Elanor might frighten them a little?

-Doug in Oakland

steeve said...

Now that the rich have declared total eternal war on any democrat whatsoever, even democrats who coddle rich people, there's no reason to avoid running a democrat who doesn't coddle rich people. No reason at all.