"The Philadelphia Experiment" according to my Mom (who read a book about it in the '70's, so it must be true) involved a US Navy ship docked in Philadelphia that sailed out of harbor into a fog bank and sailed out of a fog bank at the shipyard of Norfolk, Va like fifteen minutes later. I don't know where they were for the fifteen minutes so time travel is not out of the question. Wormholes? The book was a reprint of another book but with margin annotations by some mysterious guys who were supposed to be gypsies, space aliens, people with knowledge of interstellar travel or all of the above (so it must be true). There was an introduction that explained how the book with the introductions was mailed to somebody so that makes it important, see? Mom claimed it all had something to do with "Einstein's Unified Field Theory". (I tried to tell Mom that there was no unified field theory but she would't have any of that) People would catch fire on deck and the crew would perform a ritual laying on of hands to put the fire out. This is probably the reason for the secret US Government project to develop Bactine or Solarcaine or alo vera or something. Anyway, it all did not end well so they stored the ship in that warehouse in area 51 next to all Indiana Jones' top secret stuff.
Now about Eric Cantor: Yeah he is a douche but now the House won't do ANYthing to cooperate with Obama. Oh wait... Yeah, won't make a bit of difference, so fuck the douche.
The Straussian "noble lie" is just Catholicism's "pia fraus" in secular drag. A meme deadly to any science it can infest & fundamentally menacing to the advance of modern culture. Cause trumping effect = ideological Imagineering run amok.
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"The Philadelphia Experiment" according to my Mom (who read a book about it in the '70's, so it must be true) involved a US Navy ship docked in Philadelphia that sailed out of harbor into a fog bank and sailed out of a fog bank at the shipyard of Norfolk, Va like fifteen minutes later. I don't know where they were for the fifteen minutes so time travel is not out of the question. Wormholes?
The book was a reprint of another book but with margin annotations by some mysterious guys who were supposed to be gypsies, space aliens, people with knowledge of interstellar travel or all of the above (so it must be true). There was an introduction that explained how the book with the introductions was mailed to somebody so that makes it important, see?
Mom claimed it all had something to do with "Einstein's Unified Field Theory". (I tried to tell Mom that there was no unified field theory but she would't have any of that) People would catch fire on deck and the crew would perform a ritual laying on of hands to put the fire out. This is probably the reason for the secret US Government project to develop Bactine or Solarcaine or alo vera or something.
Anyway, it all did not end well so they stored the ship in that warehouse in area 51 next to all Indiana Jones' top secret stuff.
Now about Eric Cantor: Yeah he is a douche but now the House won't do ANYthing to cooperate with Obama. Oh wait... Yeah, won't make a bit of difference, so fuck the douche.
Good morning, Mr. Glass.
What would Jesus think about owning a gun? Well, I always thought "thou shalt not kill" covered that sort of thing nicely.
And on an unrelated note, enjoy your well-earned father's day.
---Kevin Holsinger
The Straussian "noble lie" is just Catholicism's "pia fraus" in secular drag. A meme deadly to any science it can infest & fundamentally menacing to the advance of modern culture. Cause trumping effect = ideological Imagineering run amok.
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