The Daily Show.
Oh my goodness (following the link, b/c every damn thing from Comedy Central auto-starts whether I want it to or not.)
They will never get over the War of Northern Aggression because their horrible ideology does not permit them to get over it. But at least most charter members of the Tribe That Rubs Shit In Their Hair are usually bright enough to keep their lodge tyled and to avoid taking their feculent pompadours out for a stroll among decent people in all its reeking glory.
And while it is always richly entertaining to see Fox News goofs like Andrew Napolitano trip over their own dicks every time they wander off the back lot of Roger Ailes' Pandemonium Carnival and into traffic, Talking Points Memo gets one crucial fact about this story completely wrong:
...Sorry, TPM, but in Conservatism's Long War against Fact-Based Reality, it is never "game over".
Slowly but surely, the scholars debunked Napolitano's arguments, from the idea that slavery was dying to the claim that the government could have purchased all slaves from the South.
"[The South] shot first," quipped James Oakes of the City University of New York, "and you don't mess with Lincoln."
Finally, it was game over when Napolitano tried to claim Lincoln himself used federal marshals to chase down escaped slaves.