Monday, March 31, 2014

Shelly The Hutt

Now that we have privatized democracy, he who pays the piper not only gets to call the tune, he also gets to make everyone else monkey dance in public:
By Charles P. Pierce on March 31, 2014

I will tell y'all frankly that I didn't expect the 2016 Republican primary process to descend into low comedy quite this quickly, but the dancin' and romancin' that the prospective candidates did over the weekend with skeevy old casino gazillionnaire Sheldon Adelson was the funniest damned thing I've seen since Michele Bachmann won the Iowa Moving White People Around The State Straw Primary Poll back in '11...
Hell, now that the No Government Party has declared groveling before vast wealth to be a sacrament, this is nothing more that one more, perfectly respectable part of the Money Haj...

Something bracingly honest about it.

They even have their own anthem (NSFW):

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