Thursday, March 20, 2014

Don Lemon Advances Yet Another Completely Reasonable Ghost Plane Theory



“I know it’s preposterous — but is it preposterous...?" -- Don Lemon

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha! I missed that he was "17,000,000" years old from the last time.
That explains him pooping fire in the final shot.
Godzilla films of the same era now look like I.L.M. cgi masterpieces by comparison.
I kind of feel sorry for Lemon. You know this social media bullshit is being forced down their throats by new management....

CM said...

That is disappointing and hilarious at the same time. But Don Lemon at least has an incredulous tone when he entertains these quacks. If only media personalities use a similar tone when engaging conservative ideas we will have made some progress.

Anonymous said...

They must be paying him nicely. I don't know how much money it would take before I'd ask on TV if the supernatural/a black hole swallowed a plane... but it would be in the seven digits.

What was even crazier was after he finished the lady said it couldn't have been a black hole because it would have sucked in the entire universe.

Anonymous said...

Is it preposterous to speculate that Goldman Sachs has entered the used airliner business?

Redhand said...

I note that CNN.com now has a headline stating: "In a mystery as big as this, all leads are worth checking".

I forget, what did CNN stand for? "Comedy News Network?" Or am I mixing it up with "The Comedy Channel," which is actually better for news commentary than any "cable news" outfit.

Anonymous said...

http://i.imgur.com/AMnBgcn.png

WTF no img tags, bah

bluicebank said...

Jesus Christ. Nothing pisses off God more than one idiot answering another.

Responded Mary Schiavo: “A small black hole would suck in our entire universe, so we know it’s not that.”

Because the bigger ones are too fat? Because the amount of intelligence in the world is finite, and the population is growing? Because, like, dude?

To quote from the Big Lebowski, "Grown men do cry."