Monday, December 23, 2013

Excerpt From Fluffy Gregory's Possible Future Confidential Exit Interview


"Did you ever think about that? Huh? Did you ever once think about that?! Send Fluffy off to do this, send Fluffy off to do that! Let Fluffy 'interview' John McCain's crazy ass for the millionth time! Send Fluffy to polish Harold Ford Junior's balls again! I'm the head cheese, Mika, and I was stepped over! ... I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!"

6 comments:

BruceJ said...

So who takes Fluffy fishing?

Anonymous said...

Brilliant. (clandee)

Kathleen said...

@BruceJ
Or for ice cream when he haz a sad?

Fritz Strand said...

You've jumped the shark.

Fucking awesome.

olandp said...

I suspect it doesn't really who the on air "talent" is, it will still be the same conservative circle jerk it has been for years.

Strider said...

Gee, and I had such high hopes PumpkinHead, Jr. Would eventually take the reins of MTP. Also, how the frac would those two even bigger know-nothings help the show?