Sunday Morning Comin' Down

Has been outsourced this week to Esquire Magazine.

Despite being both popular and low-cost (translation: assembled by stoop labor), and despite several product relaunch attempts, the "Mouse Circus" division has been unable to compete successfully with the Big Box blogs and meet management's profit projections for the last two consecutive quarters. As such, management has decided the long-term synergistic interests of the blog would be better served by rightsizing it to an approved vendor.

At the next management meeting we will take up the question of which year I should retroactively retire into :-)