Must go to Jurrasicpork at Brilliant at Breakfast for "Last Night's NH Debate: Live Free or Die of Embarrassment".
The writing is also up to the job:
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Willard, leader of the rat hordes, is da Man. Meet your new 2012 Republican Car to Nowhere.
There was no Night of Long Knives or even a Dusk of Apple Paring Knives. Newt and the others, save possibly for Jon Huntsman in this, his Brian's Song of a national appearance, went after Willard with about as much real zeal as so many crocodiles recently bloated with baby hippos would look at a full-grown hippo. Huntsman did channel Herbert Hoover by muttering something to Willard in Mandarin Chinese, which came off sounding like a chess nerd explaining the Sicilian trap to a bunch of football jocks just before they folded him six ways into a locker.
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