Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Reposted By Request

From 11/08/08:

You're Gonna Need

A bigger bailout.

Americans awoke today to discover that the Heroes of Market Capitalism thieving pricks who destroyed the world's banking and credit systems continue to go right on behaving like Heroes of Market Capitalism thieving pricks even after Congress wrote them a stern-but-polite note with a $700 billion dollar check inside asking them very nicely to stop behaving like Heroes of Market Capitalism thieving pricks.

From AlterNet:

Wall Street Fat Cats Are Trying to Pocket Billions in Bailout Cash
By Nomi Prins, AlterNet
Posted on November 7, 2008, Printed on November 8, 2008

The election results pretty much confirmed the extent to which Main Street is rightly livid about the Wall Street mentality that led to our financial crisis. During his historic victory speech, President-elect Barack Obama told supporters, and the rest of the world, "If this financial crisis taught us anything, it's that we cannot have a thriving Wall Street while Main Street suffers."

But, it seems that Wall Street didn't get that memo. It turns out that the nine banks about to be getting a total equity capital injection of $125 billion, courtesy of Phase I of The Bailout Plan, had reserved $108 billion during the first nine months of 2008 in order to pay for compensation and bonuses (PDF).

Paying Wall Street bonuses was not supposed to be part of the plan. At least that's how Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke and Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson explained it to Congress and the American people. So, on Oct. 1, when the Senate, including Obama, approved the $700 billion bailout package, the illusion was that this would magically loosen the credit markets, and with taxpayer-funded relief, banks would first start lending to each other again, and then, to citizens and small businesses. And all would be well.

That didn't happen. Which is why it's particularly offensive that the no-strings-attached money is going to line the pockets of Wall Street execs. The country's top investment bank (which since Sept. 21 calls itself a bank holding company), Goldman Sachs, set aside $11.4 billion during the first nine months of this year -- slightly more than the firm's $10 billion U.S. government gift -- to cover bonus payments for its 443 senior partners, who are set to make about $5 million each, and other employees.

Whereas Wall Street may not believe in higher taxes for the richest citizens, it does believe in higher bonuses for the head honchos. No matter what the market conditions are on the outside, steadfast feelings of entitlement tend to prevail.
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In other words...


These people don't need another dime of our money.

These people need to be hunted from helicopters.

4 comments:

Rev.Paperboy said...

I disagree only with the choice of helicopters. I favour hunting them with long spears from horseback with the help of packs of hounds.

Phil said...

That was certainly a classic and relevant to this day.

Fuck me, if I knew you took requests, I might have to spend some time digging in your archives, soooo many to choose from.

Merry Christmas to you and your new family from me and mine.

Seriously, A Happy New Year to you dude and a shot of cheap whiskey to seal it but good.

Keep after the sonsabitches.

Busted.

jzimardo said...

Many, many thanks! I'll be using this again to smack some people hard using your delicious artwork.

I just hope @ErinBurnett can figure it out.

Cirze said...

I prefer you gather them up with harpoons.

And then pour honey over them mixing in red ants; then put them in bags tightly tied with two per so they can fight it out fairly.

Let's see who'll be first in line to bail them out then.

(Notice how you could put much more interesting animals in the bag with each one, but that would end the show way too soon.)

P.S. Before the bailout (and then the bonuses), I was much more of a humanist.