Sunday Morning Comin' Down: "Me-Too-Paw" Conquers The World!
Today on "Meet the Gregory"
Tim Pawlenty unveiled his unofficial campaign slogan:
"Whatever Michele Bachmann Said Today Minus Six Percent!"When asked if this wasn't fucking nuts because, y'know, David Brooks said so, "Me-Too-Paw" answered thus (actual quote):
"Well, with all due respect to, to David Brooks, this is not the time for Rockefeller Republicanism."Pawlenty knows perfectly well what every Liberal has always known: that for decades within the GOP, "Sane" has been a rusting hulk, stripped for parts and rotting in a wingnut landfill. That however much lavishly well paid children like David Brooks sit behind the stump of the steering wheel and yell, "Vrooom! Vrooom! We're going very fast now!", the only functional Republican vehicle out of obscurity and on to political power is the Batshit Clown Car.
And -- Gas, Grass or Ass -- if you want to ride you have to pay.
Elsewhere, many Republicans whined that Barack Obama is the Worst President in History, which may not get them their party's nominations, but virtually guarantees them a free byline and certain well known Liberal websites.
Also, several representatives of the Obama Administration were on to tell us that busting the deficit ceiling would be really bad end...but that it's not going to happen...but that it would civilization as we know it if it happened...but that it won't....but, y'know, doooooom!
You have now seen the Sunday Mouse Circus: please move to the next window and collect your "Good Citizen" receipt.
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