"Honey, I Think I've Finally Put...

...that unpleasant "Tiffany" business behind us!"

Crisis averted, the Big Thinkin'est Conservative in the History of the World goes out for a jaunty little walk around the block.

Ruh-roh...


From "The Daily Beast":

'An Evil-Looking Gnome'
Just when things couldn’t get any worse for Newt Gingrich, here comes a Republican colleague with a very long memory.
June 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT

I have a voicemail Newt Gingrich doesn’t want to hear. The Tiffany's affair, the Newt for President exodus—those were nothing compared to this.

“Bryan, Bob Dornan…” the voicemail begins. “I’d like to talk to you folks about Newt Gingrich. What a piece of work. … The guy that single-handedly left us Dennis Hastert for eight years! The super-hypocrite going after Clinton when he was just as bad!”

You may remember Bob Dornan. Hard-right GOP congressman. Ur-Tea Partier. C-SPAN bellower who, in his Virginia retirement, bellows mostly into my voicemail. Bob has a bone to pick with Newt.

“This is my mission,” Bob continues. “I accept it. … Please let me have a piece of the action.”

Bob, who is 78, is this campaign’s leading Newtologist. His study of “Newtie,” as he calls him, began during the 16 full-combat years they spent together as GOP congressman. He holds something of a grudge. But his argument mirrors what—to judge by the polls—a lot of GOP primary voters feel every time Newt opens his mouth. Bob’s argument is that Newt is a pseudo-intellectual gasbag, a moral basket case, and a political performance artist whose campaign is less a bid for the White House than a marketing blitz to pump up “Gingrich Inc.” When I call him back, Bob says he wants to do the nation a service. “I want to get this man the hell out of America’s hair!”
...

Bwahahaha!

Ah, Newt, my old friend. Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us "Revenge is a dish best served cold"?

Packed into a snow shovel?

Delivered upside the lying head of a hatemongering shitbag by someone he fucked over and forgot about so long ago that he never saw it coming?

Honestly, I'm not sure which part I like better: that a fully-loaded, 1,000 car karma train just keeps flattening Gingrich, then backing up, then flattening him again...
and again...
and again...

...or that no less than ultraconservative "B-1" Bob Dornin has now fully ratified just about everything every Liberal has ever said about The Smartest Baby in the Wingnut Sandbox and conclusively demonstrated-by-proxy that our multimillionaire Elite Media Geniuses who, year after fucking year (I'm looking at you, Greggers!),

inexplicably keep inviting this bigoted, bile-spewing, lie-dispenser back onto their teevee shows no matter what he says or does really are the vapid, arrant Villager dolts we always knew them to be.

Either way, the Gingrich Campaign Dead Pool just got interesting again.