Thursday, April 07, 2011

How To Negotiate Like a Republican

BEATINGS
From Boehner to Kasich to Walker, the script never changes.


Boehner: We're in a crisis and I demand you cut 30 billion dollars out of
this year's budget immediately!

White House: You got it pal. 30 billion it is.

Boehner: 30 billion? What a fucking insult! That's it, we're shutting
this thing down right now and its all your fault!



Pull Newt's finger and help Fight the Crazy...





1 comment:

StringonaStick said...

"$30 billion? What an insult, make it 60 or we walk!" "How about 40, is 40 good for you?" etc, etc, etc.

The number tossing is just there to obscure the fact that it is the riders that are killing the deal (at least for Boeher's TP'ing freshment, who now obviously run the joint). If they can't have their defund health care reform, defund the EPA, and all the rest of the riders, this sucker is going down and the morons of the media will blame it all on the numbers, not these insanely ideological riders. Win - win!