Wednesday, March 30, 2011

How Conservatives Win

You hate Liberals, right?

Well, do you know what would make those
damn Liberals
really crazy?

Picking up that gun.

And then putting it in your mouth.

And then pulling the trigger.

Oh yes.

Liberals will hate that
more than anything ever!

Or maybe you don't really hate Liberals?

Maybe you secretly love them!

Maybe you secretly want to have
gay Muslim sex with them!!

You hate Liberals, right?

Each year in America, there is a sucker Conservative voter born every minute.

Please give generously to help us find a cure.


gruaud said...

tenacitus said...

That is a classic

Murr Brewster said...

Man, I'm so liberal I even get squeamy with cartoon violence. Other than that...

Monster from the Id said...

Off topic: Troy Davis, a man whose guilt is dubious at best, faces execution.

I lack the cyber-savvy to make hot links on a bare-bones comment system like Blogger, so I apologize if the link is cold.

Capt. Bat Guano said...

Oh man, I mean, OH man.....OH MAN!

Stephen A said...

They create a wilderness and call it victory!

Audioyster said...

No guts, no glory.

prof fate said...

I want you to know this was nasty, mean-spirited, and absolutely perfect.

Jason said...

I've had a version of this reverse psychology running through my head for about as long.

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