Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Looks Like It Was Humiliated Former GOP Overlord Night


at the Well-Fed White People's Wingnut Cotillion "America At Risk" Premier.

In case you don't recognize him (and it genuinely horrifies me that I do), that appears to be former Republican Representative Bob Livingston on the right.

Once one of the Party of God's League of Extraordinarily Moral Gentlemen (and shrill defender of the blowjob-powered impeachment of Bill Clinton), Representative Livingston became the de facto Speaker-elect after Newt Gingrich's humiliating resignation.

That lasted all of about 11 seconds (in those days, GOP leadership positions were shuffled through more dubious hands more quickly than the office of Soviet Premier after Brezhnev departed for that Big Collective Farm in the Sky) after which came Livingston's own humiliating resignation due his own extra-martial affair.

Representative Livingston was succeeded by David Vitter, who is rabidly pro-gun, pro-abstinence-only sex education, anti-children's health insurance, anti-abortion, anti-gay marriage, pro-school prayer and generally votes the straight-Party-of-God-line-on every other social issue you can think of.

Vitter also likes to wear diapers while he fucks hookers -- a scandal which once might have forced him to resign in disgrace as well, but which apparently stopped mattering a few years ago once GOP leadership figured out that their base no longer had even the minimum, functional level of intelligence necessary to perceive that their scripture-shrieking, Yahweh-invoking Party of God was a nothing but hollow fraud full of raving, criminally-incompetent, lobbyist-owned hypocrites and perverts.

(And not to worry, differently-hued persons! Despite a powerful, restricted-club vibe coming off this event, should you have been in attendance at the Well-Fed White People's Wingnut Cotillion "America At Risk" Premier, you would have found that the Gingriches had thoughtfully set aside a little area

just for you!)

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon."

My in-head life soundtrack player, immediately upon seeing that picture....

oink..oink...

Unknown said...

It's great when you can tell what someone is thinking in a photo, and looking at Livingston's "significant other" here it's pretty obvious.

"Good God, I can't believe I'm letting them take a picture of me with these fucking people."

StringonaStick said...

Stepford wives, both of them.

And wasn't Gingrich fucking this future-wife while still married to his then-current wife, and at the same time pushing the criminality of the Presidential BJ to end all presidential BJ's? Why yes, yes he was!

Habitat Vic said...

Actually, Gingrich is the Republican who I fear would be most likely to do a Stillson (from Dead Zone, last post) if he was president.

Given how he egotistically justifies his own marital/moral hypocrisy (see this article in Esquire: http://www.esquire.com/features/newt-gingrich-0910 ), who knows what that crazy fuck would do if he really had the reins of power.

Cirze said...

Who are those black MFs?

I think we should line them up and name them (as we already know the white ones' names).

For a start.

Come to think of it, I'd like to see a list of all those most important people who were instrumental in selling out the USA.

For a start.

S

P.S. Sheesh, Dg! Word verification: reagnmot
!!!!!!!

Kathy said...

Prior to the BlowJob Of The Century Gingrinch was plotting with Clinton to privatise Social Security.

And Americans might have been OK with it, since at the time the Stock Market was in Screaming Overdrive, and everyone was getting Rich Rich and Richer! And they believed it would last forever.

Thank you Monica! If anyone deserves a Medal of Freedom, it is She.

Montag said...

Many people have debated whether or not Newticles is lying or just stupid, while I have always maintained that the two conditions are not mutually exclusive.

Newticles is the Foghorn Leghorn of American politics.