Show Us Your Tits!

I never thought I'd have to use this Phototshop again, but now that we have once again seen the the American formula for success concertized in the press --

Step One: Grab attention. The more the better. Doesn't matter what for, although try to avoid major crimes unless your business plan is really tight.

Step Two: Take off your pants and show the world your hoo-ha.

Step Three: Rinse and repeat until you get your own teevee show, or until your hoo-ha's 'Q' drops below the so-called "Kato Kaelin Threshold".

-- it seemed depressingly timely.

In the mythos of the American subconscious, Horatio Alger has been replaced by "Holly Wangwranger: The Reacharound Queen of the Mayflower Hotel."