to "end this destructive conflict"
and "bring order to the Galaxy".
(h/t ShitMyDarthSays)
A random sampling of my tweets from today's Mormonburg Rally, with some after-market improvements added to better serve You The Customer:
- Glenn Beck: The Pod Piper.
- Beck now going for the Castro Record for godawful, incoherent, rambling crap punctuated with random quotes.
- What does America do with its mistakes? It gives them jobs on Fox teevee.
- Glenn Beck wants to put giants into your children?
- Thinking about using my last $$ enroll in Grifter School. The money is great and you literally don't need to know shit.
- Glenn Beck filibusters so you don't have to.
- Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Ba'al demands a sacrifice!
- Glenn Beck: Not a fearmonger. He's an icemonger. Just like Jesus!
- Glenn Beck says God caused 9/11. No, seriously. That's what he just said.
- I think Beck just urged his Beckolytes to turn off Fox News.
- Quit looking to other people to get you to the moon! Pick up your stick!
- Today we celebrate the day when Giant Pilgrims...landed on the moon?
- And God said "I shall send you a man with a schtick".
- This is rivaling Nixon's resignation speech for random, rambly incoherence. My dad was a lemon farmer who picked up his stick and went to Mars, bitches!
- This is like watching HAL getting its memory cards pulled. Puking out random syllables. Daisy...Jesus..Give me your ans..er...doooo.
- Vietnam...trees...freedom...giants...why?...dirty water...for us to reflect...and a bunch of guys.
- Glenn Beck: When I was 18 yo, I used to buy weed on this very spot!
- So the Washington Monument is made of...mood ring stuff? Look at it! Look! It is angry!
- Shorter Beck: Quit reading history, kids. It'll only make you mad.
- "In a world..." (Video) Glad to see Miguel Ferrer is still getting Voice Over work.
- (After camera finds lone black man in crowd) CSPAN finally tracks Juan Williams down.
- We lost our manufacturing base because...we were sinful? Want those Maytag jobs back? Pray harder!
- Next up, Pussy Galore and her team are supposed to gas the crowd, after which Beck will steal all their gold.
- "We're all born knowing the truth"? So all you need to know is how to shit yourself and cry? Teabagging finally explained!
- "...which is why Mr. Hunstman unstintingly supports stem cell research."? Say it! Say it!
- "Hello Sodom! City by the bay!"
- "Glenn Beck is one of the Confederacy's most trusted and honored citizens."
- "Winners Never Cheat", now with forward by George W. Bush.
- Shorter Whitestock: Random verb+random verb+random adjective +Jesus! Rinse and repeat.
- This reads like Glenn Beck's copy-and-paste book report on a whole lotta shit he never read. Goodness is...Good!
- So Far, GoldLine "medals" for Baseball, Jesus and War. Next up, the GoldLine "medal" for Excellence in Apple Pieing.
- Tony (LaRussa) didn't know about this fine organization until he read the check.
- Where have all the truthies gone? Long time passing. Where have all the truthies gone? Gone to buy some gold...
- Three women stood out in the ministry, just like the Women of Glenn Beck. Clotho, Lachesis and Atropos?
- ...And I'd like to thank GoldLine for the "medals".
- What the fucking is a "Navy Sill"?
- It terribly sad that GWB's lies screwed up that nice lady's family.
- Shorter Whitestock: First, everybody came to America and got along great. Then, the 16th Cent happened. Then Jesus wrote the Constitution.
- Thus ends the today's national gathering of the Stick Picker Uppers.
- Onward Xian Stick Picker Uppers...Marching as to where?
- Shorter Whitestock :"Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it." Homer J. Simpson
- I feel like I've eaten three pounds of Silly Putty.
- Kept waiting for Trashcan Man to show up dragging a nuke.
8 comments:
"Thus ends the today's national gathering of the Stick Picker Uppers"
But did they pick up their trash?
I noticed people playing (or peeing?) in the reflecting pool.
Drifty, how many people would you say attended? Wingers sites are claiming at least half-a-million.
KWillow,
No idea how many people went. Also don't care :-) 100K? 300K? 500K? The Right has a long history of lying about the size of their mobs. All I know for sure is, they got chumped, traveling from far and wide to participate in one of the greatest rambling flops of the modern age.
"My life for you!"
A million went to Obama's Inauguration and the city was effectively shut down for hours.
So, doubtful it was half a million.
In the early 90s, I went to the March for Women's Lives, and there were more people there than it looked like there were for Beckapalooza. A lot more. IIRC, it was pretty well jammed from the Lincoln to the Washington, and the WWII memorial hadn't been built yet.
CBS count pegged it a 87,000.
Less or more, they're still rabidly stupid rubes who deserve to get shaken down by the grifters.
The gate was around 680K, so that amounts to about 7,80 a head, not including transport costs, food, lodging, ...
Remember, theyre payin' this to hear a guy who claims Jesus speaks to and through him.
Fucking morons.
The half million moron march
http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2010/08/27/i-have-a-dream/
Trashcan man dragging a nuke.
Lol'd for a good long while at that image.
If only the 'finger of god' would reach out and 'touch' Beck like at the end of The Stand...
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