Friday, July 16, 2010

Paying the Vig



Everything about this email I just received from the odious Richard Viguerie is so flawlessly, horribly bent --
  • "The Movement" is better off purging anyone who doesn't eat, sleep and crap wingnut unhingedness? Check.
  • Evil ACORN Overlords? Check.
  • Planned Parenthood Killbots out to gay up your children? Check.
  • The populist heroism of Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin? Check.
  • Jimmy Carter: History's Greatest Villain?Check.
  • A brief paean to various "principled, boat-rocking Republican incumbents" including Michele Marie Bachmann (with her name carefully misspelled -- "Michelle Bachman" -- in what I assume is The Vig's own loving tribute to the Teabagger ethos of no illiterate left behind.) Check.
  • The fact that The Vig can shake his little wingnut moneymaker and whistle all this bugfuck crazy up into a column in "Politico"? Check.

-- that I can hardly believe I didn't make it up myself.


2 comments:

Unknown said...

You left out "Fellating the rotting, mummified penis of St. Ronald Reagan. Check."

Interrobang said...

You forgot "Richard Viguerie is the 'establishment GOP,' and has been since the 1970s." Or at least if Uncle Harlan was telling the truth in allathem essays about the Religious Right back in like 1979...

My word verification word is "monstie." Such a sweet, harmless sounding, yet apropos coinage.